What’s in your freezer?

For a household of two, we have a surprising amount of food (among other stuff). I have a love/hate relationship with  our freezer. It’s always stocked with goodies but it’s so well-stocked, it’s tough to find specific items.  It’s arranged like a tetris-jenga pile and I don’t have the patience to dismantle and put it back together.   I leave that task to V.

We try to eat through our frozen supply but we always end up filling it back up again. Last night, as I took pesto out of the freezer, I took a mental note of what’s in our freezer so we can share and compare.

What’s in our freezer?

• fruit for smoothies – strawberries, blueberries, pineapple, banana, peaches
• flax seed – also for smoothies

We always have smoothie ingredients on hand.

Embarrassing events at the gym

I’ve been going to the gym regularly for several months now and I’ve been witness to several embarrassing incidents. To protect the innocent, I won’t name names. I’ll only list offenses.

Top 5 embarrassing things to happen at the gym:

5. Forgetting which locker is yours – you totally look like you’re looking for something to steal when you’re trying to open the fifth locker in a row.

4. Dripping sweat on the floor – people see it and you know they think you’re spreading MRSA.

3. Queefing. I am woman hear me…on second thought, I hope you didn’t hear that.

2. Farting – I don’t know which is worse, silent but deadly or loud but harmless. Both are easily traced to the perpetrator.

1. Underboob sweat – underboob sweat literally underlines the sag in your boobs. It draws attention to the fact that instead of standing at attention perkily, your boobs are lazily resting on your ribcage (or worse, your belly). It’s like a scarlet letter that calls out aging appendages.

Of course, none of these have ever happened to me.

So sore

Snowboarding kicked my butt. I hurt all over and I’m sick.